I am so excited. This is a post the hubs will be required to read. You know, hint-hint style.
If I were a boy....
.... I would not snore and if I did, I would not complain when someone reminded me to shut the hell up.
.... I would give massages to my wife, girlfriend or fiance every day without being asked.
.... I would not make my significant other watch anything related to home repair or anything boring like that.
.... I would learn how to say " yes dear" when my wife asked for diamonds or puppies.
.... I would make Melting Pot a once week thing, because I would get that date nights are important.
.... I would wake up 10 minutes before I had to go to work, because I wouldn't have to shave my legs.
.... I would eat whatever I want. Seriously, guys lose weight so much easier.
.... I would wear t-shirts and jeans every day, because I can.
.... I would drink lots of alcohol and scream at football games on t.v (okay so maybe this already happens... )
And finally...
.... I would throw away my hair dryer and all that jazz because it wouldn't be needed anymore. Wouldn't that be amazing?
3 comments :
Oh mannnn it must be amazing not to have to blow dry your hair. That is my most dreaded task.
I love the puppies and diamonds comment! Funny! Except I'd change it to kittens and purses! ;)
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Heather from Mommy Only Has 2 Hands
i wish my husband would give me massages, he needs to read your list :)!
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