Wednesday, January 23, 2013

If I were a boy...

I am spending some time with Erin and Gay for their brilliant "If I were a Boy" link up.
I am so excited. This is a post the hubs will be required to read. You know, hint-hint style.

If I were a boy....
.... I would not snore and if I did, I would not complain when someone reminded me to shut the hell up.

.... I would give massages to my wife, girlfriend or fiance every day without being asked.

.... I would not make my significant other watch anything related to home repair or anything boring like that.

.... I would learn how to say " yes dear" when my wife asked for diamonds or puppies.

.... I would make Melting Pot a once week thing, because I would get that date nights are important.

.... I would wake up 10 minutes before I had to go to work, because I wouldn't have to shave my legs.

.... I would eat whatever I want. Seriously, guys lose weight so much easier. 

.... I would wear t-shirts and jeans every day, because I can.

.... I would drink lots of alcohol and scream at football games on t.v (okay so maybe this already happens... )

And finally...
.... I would throw away my hair dryer and all that jazz because it wouldn't be needed anymore. Wouldn't that be amazing?


Staci said...

Oh mannnn it must be amazing not to have to blow dry your hair. That is my most dreaded task.

Heather said...

I love the puppies and diamonds comment! Funny! Except I'd change it to kittens and purses! ;)

I'm following you from a blog hop on BlogLovin. I'd love for you to follow back when you get a chance!

Heather from Mommy Only Has 2 Hands

Helene said...

i wish my husband would give me massages, he needs to read your list :)!