Don't Worry, I'm an expert.

Today's topic is all about being an expert. My husband goes, "Oh, that's easy... dressage or horses in general." Nah, I have a lot to learn from the "greats" still.

So, here is the list of things I think I could be considered an expert at right now.

Napping
I can sleep anywhere and just about anytime. Try me.

My lovely husband captured this picture of me and some fellow expert nappers napping in a stall at a horse show. Yes, I said a stall. 

Messing up my freshly painted nails

I suck at painting them anyway. When I finally get them just right I usually wait for what seems like hours for them to dry. I sit perfectly still. The second I deem them dry and move a little. They are ruined. 

Snuggling

I snuggle with my husband, my nephew, my cat, my horses, the dogs.... anything that will sit still long enough. That almost sounds dirty. 

Checking IG and Facebook

 I can scan through and make sure I am not missing anything in 30 seconds flat. 

A good cry

I am the emotional human ever. I cried this week watching victory laps at the horse show. Seriously. 

Choosing the worst movies

Seriously, don't ask me to pick out a movie. I am to A.D.D to sit through them and I cannot for the life of me choose one. 

Not knowing how to end a blog post 

I always sound weird and awkward and just kind of trail off. 

On that note... 

What are you an expert at? 

- Mal